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(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via beautifulpropaganda)

ghostwriters-r-us:

petrak:

asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

Oh my god. I remember making clothespeg guns as a kid but none functional enough to shoot fire.

I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW.

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damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing
worths:

ok thanks

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well

(Source: malia-tale, via ruinedchildhood)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  
epic-humor: